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Twitter Tittilations: Weekly Updates for 2010-01-31

Published by admin on January 31st, 2010 in Nonsense.

God had it right. Sleeping in on Sunday rules! #
http://su.pr/77sUmD #
@ezmomm @livetothemax1 I don’t see anything about another Haiti quake. Source? in reply to ezmomm #
OK, I live too close to an RLDS church. #MormonsAlwaysKnocking #
@JRReedradio Right? How do you tactfully say, ‘I don’t believe what you believe, now leave me alone!’? in reply to JRReedradio #
@JRReedradio LOL! Yeah, my wife is always telling me I’m too nice to strangers… in reply to JRReedradio #
@JRReedradio There is nothing like a good F Bomb to make you feel better! in reply to JRReedradio #
Anybody heard of a band called Bond? When Tristin’s older, this’ll be how I introduce him to classical. LOL! http://www.last.fm/music/Bond #
@LiLAsha Thanks! in reply to LiLAsha #
@PapaRocks6 Yeah, I just discovered them. So far I’m impressed… in reply to PapaRocks6 #
@ezmomm @livetothemax1 Thanks for the info! #
Just saw that the teenager launched the Wii remote into the wall and didn’t say anything. #
@SurprisedMom She said it was an accident. But the wall she hit is nowhere near the TV. I think insanity is more likely… in reply to SurprisedMom #
@ned_perry Oh, she’ll get hers… Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering… in reply to ned_perry #
‘Excuse me, would you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?’ -Doctor Who #Quote #
LOL! RT @YourBoyfriend: I should probably be doing the guy thing & watch football, but I wanna catch up on the tivo’d bachelor instead. #
@ned_perry Have you just tuned in to my tweets? (Hint: I’m kind of a nerd!) in reply to ned_perry #
WOW! RT @JoyceSchneider1: Soy may actually protect men from their own estrogen http://tinyurl.com/yc2le8w #
Good morning! Judging by the number of browser windows I have open this morning, I have waaaay too much going on!!! #
Calling All Sleuths For The Case Of The Flying Wii Remote! http://su.pr/20iJy6 #
Doing taxes… (Nuff said) #
Latest Blog Post: The Case of the Flying Wii Remote http://su.pr/20iJy6 #
Watching some old Tom Baker Doctor Who with Tristin. He has a look on his face like: ‘Best. Show. Ever!’ #
Any Wii experts out there? I need your help with something: http://su.pr/20iJy6 #
Calli just walked in demanding ‘X-Men, the one with Captain America!’ Obliging her in 5, 4, 3,… #
Teenagers. Give them a Wii, they’ll slam the remote in to the wall… http://su.pr/20iJy6 #LatestBlogPost #
Wii’s don’t hurt walls, teenagers do. http://su.pr/20iJy6 #LatestBlogPost #
Parenting in public: Stop lecturing on my wall, Mom http://tgam.ca/HG9 (via @globeandmail) #
@LiLAsha Glad you liked it! Details on punishment to be determined and revealed at a later date… #
@MarkStoecker Great Yoda quote! in reply to MarkStoecker #
Lately I’ve been thinking that I want to be a writer. Just glanced through my last few blog posts, and I AM a writer! Thank u 4 the support! #
Accidents happen, or do they… Help me solve The Case Of The Flying Wii Remote. http://su.pr/20iJy6 #LatestBlogPost #
I can forgive a lot of things, is this Wii mishap forgiveable? http://su.pr/20iJy6 #LatestBlogPost #
Have you found your answer to The Case Of The Flying Wii Remote? http://su.pr/20iJy6 Maybe you need to sleep on it… #LatestBlogPost #
@Frumph I responded to your response! Thanks for stopping by! How ya been? in reply to Frumph #
Welcome to the fan page of Howefitz Blog! This is my first fan page, so I’m still kicking the tires. Let me know… http://fb.me/4QiDuRe #
As the previous tweet mentioned, you can now Fan Howefitz Blog on Facebook! Check it out! http://bit.ly/6Sj6Qr #
@JRReedradio On my way now. Thanks! in reply to JRReedradio #
@JRReedradio You’re the man! in reply to JRReedradio #
@JRReedradio Stop it, I’m blushing! in reply to JRReedradio #
@JRReedradio Have a good one! I’ll be sure to pimp your page while you’re gone! in reply to JRReedradio #
One of my favorite Daddy Bloggers, and my first fan! Check out ‘Sex and the Single Dad’: http://bit.ly/5BEjkZ #
@CK_Lunchbox Always a pleasure to pimp your wares! #
WOW! 31 fans in just under 24 hours?! I’m truly honored. Welcome aboard, all! http://fb.me/5kQBXYX #
At the gas pump. Were they really just playing ‘Mmm-Bop’? Yes. Yes, they were… #
After the wild ride of today, I’m getting an icee. Those who are tracking the progress of my diet: don’t. Not today. I deserve this! #
@jennifer8582 re:basic shapes. Such as? What are you wanting your kid to identify? #
@jennifer8582 Kids are attuned to different things. My Dr. was worried about my daughter’s speech, but she has wicked problem solving skills #
@jennifer8582 Sounds like your kid’s doing just fine! I’m actually planning my next blog post about that very thing! (shameless plug!) #
Been online for half an hour and haven’t said hello. I feel like a snob. Good morning! #
@WeaselMomma How are you this morning? in reply to WeaselMomma #
I just started a couple discussions here on what I see for the future of this page and kids’ interests.Take a peek! http://fb.me/4NZosLa #
@JRReedradio Tell me about it! *hangs head* in reply to JRReedradio #
@WeaselMomma You sound like me. Up way too late and got up too early. It’s taking a bit more to get going… in reply to WeaselMomma #
A lotta cars (and a semi!) on the side of the road today. Be careful out there, Eagle County peeps! #
Brace yourself: I’ve been having FUN at work today. I know. Shocking, right? #
Sending what I would call a sexy power point to my boss’s boss’s boss. Wish me luck! #
That’s enough work for this week. I’m going home. And I’m not coming back for THREE DAYS! Take that, ‘The Man’! LOL #
@daytonward re: twitter updates: I’m at 2,975 updates. Race ya! (Don’t worry about it, you’re one of the best twits out there!) in reply to daytonward #
Good morning, everyone! Happy Friday! #
@ProActiveDads Thanks! I’m trying to actually participate today, but my brain is feeling fuzzy… in reply to ProActiveDads #
Just had to drop the blog post I was writing to take The Teenager and Some Boy to school. Serious crimp in my #FatherhoodFriday style! #
I had a tweet, but when I opened tweetdeck, it was gone… *sigh* #FAIL #
There are 456 streets in North America with my first name! How many streets do you have? http://bit.ly/4P7yaP #
@storyboardlife @ProActiveDads Thanks for the #FF guys! Back atcha! #
@PapaBradstein LOL! and I thought my name was common! in reply to PapaBradstein #
Here’s a little father fail in the news. This guy has attack kids! http://bit.ly/c2suZD Happy #FatherhoodFriday !! #
A Little Fatherly Randomness… http://su.pr/6Tqsd8 #
Ads that include video on the side of a blog are way too distracting. Just sayin’. #AdFail #
@comix VINDICATION! My wife’s response? ‘Well, you’re a guy. You can’t deal with distractions! in reply to comix #
Calli watching her Mommy play Wii: ‘Yay! She did it, Daddy! And I wanna watch a cartoon!’ #
Please enjoy some Fatherly randomness from Howefitz Blog: http://su.pr/6Tqsd8 #FatherHoodFriday #
This is great, @mochadad thought I could relate to this post: ‘Hero Is Another Name For Daddy’ http://su.pr/4KPSux And I did! #
I set Tristin down to change him, and the light through the blinds fell on his eyes classic Star Trek style. My nerdness knows no bounds! #
Please check out my fatherly randomness: http://su.pr/6Tqsd8 #FatherHoodFriday #LatestBlogPost #
Adding to the conversation: @ShelleBlok @mochadad @comix @tessasdad @PapaBradstein @storyboardlife @ProActiveDads @JRReedradio @tyronem #FF #
Folks I enjoy talking 2 @rreimund @DadUnmasked @WeaselMomma @jennifer8582 @CK_Lunchbox @Frumph @LiLAsha @ned_perry @SurprisedMom @ezmomm #FF #
Super geeks: @Psiqueue @daytonward @kevindilmore #FF #
Thanks, @PapaRocks6 Same goes for you! #
@ShelleBlok It’s all good! in reply to ShelleBlok #
@TMatlack I have, thanks to @CK_Lunchbox‘s recommendation! It’s amazing what’s happening over there! in reply to TMatlack #
@CK_Lunchbox No, thank you! in reply to CK_Lunchbox #
@CK_Lunchbox If you’re blushing now, you must not have seen my most recent email yet! in reply to CK_Lunchbox #
@DadUnmasked Always! #ff in reply to DadUnmasked #
@CK_Lunchbox Now I’m blushing! in reply to CK_Lunchbox #
@MikeWayne I can’t leave a comment on your blog! What’s the deal? #
@CK_Lunchbox @melisalw I was trying to work the word ‘bromance’ in to a tweet. Glad you guys beat me! #
@CK_Lunchbox Got your reply, BTW. I an honored… in reply to CK_Lunchbox #
@CK_Lunchbox That could work! in reply to CK_Lunchbox #
@melisalw Yeah. I usually need a chaperon… in reply to melisalw #
@CK_Lunchbox …could totally be our BlogHer… in reply to CK_Lunchbox #
@melisalw LOL! It’s not any fun without an audience! Whoa. Now I’m creeped out… in reply to melisalw #
@melisalw Maybe you should go by ‘Rubber-necker with one ‘U” in reply to melisalw #
RT @mochadad: Earn cash by working. Google “job” for more details. <-LMAO! I need that badge on my blog! #
@hijinksensue …Unless it’s Punch and Judy… #obvioustweets in reply to hijinksensue #
Happy #FatherhoodFriday See my latest blog post (Just some silly randomness) http://su.pr/6Tqsd8 #
Howefitz Blog is the greatest Daddy Blog ever! #obvioustweets #shamelessplug #
@MikeWayne I couldn’t get past the security image… in reply to MikeWayne #
@CK_Lunchbox @melisalw Sounds like a plan. When do we start? #
@SurprisedMom Yes we do! Thanks for understanding! in reply to SurprisedMom #
@melisalw Ya might wait til noon. Hangovers an’ all… @CK_Lunchbox #
@melisalw oo! DM me, please! ‘ in reply to melisalw #
@melisalw Ooo! DM me, please! in reply to melisalw #
@CK_Lunchbox Seriously? What are you still doing here? in reply to CK_Lunchbox #
Breakfast for dinner! MMM! Later, tweeps! #
your idea of dessert is a chocolate calcium chew. #youmightbegettingoldwhen #
@rreimund Wow! Don’t know if I deserve all that! But, OK, I accept. The world of goodness bounces off me and sticks to you! #ff in reply to rreimund #
@Frumph Which plug in? And I have a technical question for you as well… in reply to Frumph #
Firefox keeps crashing to a quicktime error. I have nothing open that uses Quicktime! WTF! #Fail #
@rreimund Yep, just updated last week. This is the first time I’ve had problems, though… in reply to rreimund #
Down to one bag of Earl Grey. Not good. #
If a cake could talk: http://e-merl.com/2010-01-14-cake-talk via @addthis #
Attn: Wells Fargo. Stop messing with me. My money would be safer stuffing my mattress at this point. With all due respect (which isn’t much) #
@Frumph Check out @CommentLuv I really dig it! in reply to Frumph #
@Frumph And thus, the Master becomes the student! in reply to Frumph #
@Frumph It’s been a long time since I added it, but I think that’s an option… in reply to Frumph #
@Frumph Hey, my WordPress got hacked and I get a bunch of weird tweet feeds in my comments. Do you know what that is and how to fix it? in reply to Frumph #
I’m using The Twit Cleaner to find all the spammers & junk on twitter. You should check it out: http://is.gd/79G1o #
@Frumph This was the closest thing to a solution I could find, but I couldn’t find the code he’s talking about: http://bit.ly/cmIdYr in reply to Frumph #
@Frumph Cool in reply to Frumph #
@Frumph Which chat? in reply to Frumph #
@Frumph Cool. Heading there now. in reply to Frumph #
Trying to kill a hack on my blog while holding the baby. This looks like a job for Super Daddy Blogger!!! #
Much thanks to @Frumph for helping me defeat the hack in my blog! You’re the best! #
Now to attend to things IRL… #
It always makes me happy when I can reference Star Trek in texts to people from work! #
Costco just let us return a vaccuum we bought in 2008, no questions asked. That’s service! #
Cooking dinner while I ‘like’ songs on Pandora and tweet. I love showing off my mad multitasking skills!!! #
@LisaJohnson I take it ‘as little as possible’ doesn’t count out tweeting? in reply to LisaJohnson #
RT @LisaJohnson: Jan. 31 is Twitter Slug Day! Pls join us as we do as little as possible, a day of true rest! Pls RT #
@LisaJohnson LOL! I usually don’t do much tweeting on Sundays anyway, since I can’t hang with all the football talk! in reply to LisaJohnson #
@PapaRocks6 Pandora can be dangerous if you’re trying to be productive, though… in reply to PapaRocks6 #
@PapaRocks6 Absolutely! I’ve actually really gotten into creating instrumental stations of different flavors for when I write. in reply to PapaRocks6 #
@SurprisedMom I should tell my wife. She thinks women are better then men at multi-tasking! ;D in reply to SurprisedMom #
@PapaRocks6 Ditto! in reply to PapaRocks6 #
@PapaRocks6 Sausages with sauteed onions in reply to PapaRocks6 #
‘I would walk 500 hundred miles, and I-I-I would walk 500 more…’ If that song doesn’t make you happy, you may be dead… #
@PapaRocks6 I just tried one of the sausages. They are good! I always taste before I serve! in reply to PapaRocks6 #
@PapaRocks6 No, I’m just fat. LOL! in reply to PapaRocks6 #
Over dinner, we watched ‘Sidekicks Assemble!’ Yet another classic Batman Brave and the Bold episode! http://bit.ly/c5J6z2 #
They just don’t make evil monkeys with exposed brains like Mojo Jojo anymore… *sigh* #
@thelocator Hi Troy; I’m following you because @melisalw sent me! BTW, PLEASE follow @melisalw. Thanks! #
@melisalw Trying to help, but I don’t think @thelocator is listening. I thought he’d be different than other celebrities. Guess I was wrong. in reply to melisalw #