The Baby in the Tub

I was giving my two-year old daughter, Calli, a bath the other day, and she saw a baby in the tub! No, I didn’t hold up a mirror to her. No, she didn’t see her reflection in the water or the sliding shower door. She saw a baby under the faucet. Sorry I don’t know the technical name for the drain release thingy-but that’s where she saw the baby.

“Awww…baby!” Calli cried.

“Where’s the baby?” I asked, thinking she was playing some kind of peek-a-boo style game.

“Awww…baby,” she said. She pointed to the drain release switch thingy.

Aaawwww... see the baby?

Aaawwww... see the baby?

“That’s a baby?” I asked.

“Awww… eye!” she said, pointing to a screw on the side.

Aaawww... an eye! (And a very cute finger!)

Aaawww... an eye! (And a very cute finger!)

“Oh! Now I see!” I said. “That’s a very pretty eye!”

“Yeah! Eye!” she said, pointing to the other ‘eye’.

"Eye!"

"Eye!"

“Cool!” I said, “Where’s the baby’s nose?”

“Nose!” Calli laughed and pointed to the ‘baby’s’ nose.

"Nose!"

"Nose!"

I laughed and clapped my hands. “You’re right Calli, that’s a very cute baby!”

“Yep!” she said. Then she got a concerned look on her face.

“Hair?” Calli said.

“The baby’s hair?” I asked.

“Yeah. Baby hair. Gone?” She tilted her head in a way that asked ‘What happened?’

“Oh no,” I said, grabbing her washcloth. “Baby’s hair isn’t gone. Baby’s hair is right here!” I draped the washcloth over the drain release switch lever thing to look like hair. “See?”

A baby's not a baby without proper hair!

A baby's not a baby without proper hair!

“Baby hair!” Calli laughed her sincere laugh that only a two year old can produce. “Aaaaawwwwww… baby!”

And then, apparently deciding her hair wasn’t good enough, Calli put the baby’s hair on her own head.

Like I need a caption on this one...

Like I need a caption on this one...

And now, every time Calli takes a bath, there’s more than one baby in the tub!

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