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Boys. Are. Gross.

Published by justin on August 21st, 2009 in Dad-Blogs, Dude, Family Health, Featured, kids health, lifestyle design, Living.

change diaperThis afternoon I was holding my son in front of me. We had just gotten back from the doctor where I was asked if my perfect baby boy’s poop was yellow. ‘No, it’s still kinda green.’ I answered, being the resident expert on the contents of Tristin’s diaper.

‘Kinda… green…’ the doctor repeated, scribbling the selected hue of my baby’s feces into his chart…

So I’m holding my fully clothed, five day old son in front of me, his big three year old sister oohing and awing over him, when we hear the biggest phooot I’ve ever heard come out of a baby.

BBRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPHHHH!!!

I felt a puff of air on my arm. ‘HOLEE -’ I said, laughing histerically. ‘What was that, buddy?’ Tristin looked at me like, what?.

I looked down, and it looked like someone had mistaken me for a Ball Park Frank and sprinkled mustard on me.

I turned to my wife and said, ‘Call the doctor, now it’s yellow!’

Earlier, at the doctor’s office, he waited to pee until just after I took his diaper off to check it before getting him weighed.fatherfriday

Before we even left the hospital, he arched it all over his little clear bassinet.

I have more bodily function stories from his five days of life than I do from Calli’s three years.

I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes.

I’m sure I wasn’t this way. :wink:

I guess my wife has been right all along.

Boys. Are. Gross!

But, come on. Tell me this doesn't make it all worth it! ;)

But, come on. Tell me this doesn't make it all worth it! ;)

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